As the saying goes (or maybe not...) you can take the girl out of the Home Counties, but you can't take the Home Counties out of the girl (que?)
This is my rather fumbled, clumsy way to introduce my own favoured term for female masturbation - or rather, as I like to call it 'doing Delia'.....because, as we girls all know, one is most definitely fun.
So, no, you won't find this definition in the Urban Dictionary, whose other euphemisms for this very pleasurable activity include flicking the bean and smacking the pony, but I like to think this is infinitely more classy.
This is Me
I'm a thirtysomething woman living in London.
This is my story of living unwillingly in a sexless, celibate relationship, keeping my inner 'zing' alive and emerging from the detritus to forge a new life. Be careful: it's messy.
This is my story of living unwillingly in a sexless, celibate relationship, keeping my inner 'zing' alive and emerging from the detritus to forge a new life. Be careful: it's messy.
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